Monday, April 11, 2011

Please Help Me. Please.

Monday, April 11th, 2011 – the insanity, it burns!  Quiche, work crap, paint frenzy

 I’m all behind with the whole state thing again, so here’s a little contest for you.  First person to leave me a comment with their state of choice, wins.   Okay, when I say “wins” there isn’t a prize or anything fancy like that, I’m not Ed Goddamn McMahon, you just get to choose the state.   I’m mean like that.  So let’s hear it.    There’re about 40 left to choose from and I can’t make a decision to save my life today, so hit me with it.  I might also say something nice about you.  How’s that?  No?

I found it hilarious but then it was that dodgy drunk period I was going through…

Also?
yikes
Right?  It’s not just me?
And:


You: What did YOU do Saturday night, Veg?
Me: Well thanks for asking, it was hilarious, I sat home alone and found pictures of weird assed animals on the Internet, that look like celebrities, you?
You: I was busy having a life.
Me:  I’m sorry, I don’t know what that means. 

States.  Now.
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62 comments:

  1. AnnaApril 11, 2011 at 1:53 PM

    I would LOVE to hear what you say about Vermont!

    Do I win?

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  2. VEGApril 11, 2011 at 1:54 PM

    As a matter of fact, Annie, you do! Congratulations! Wow what a wonderful prize of nothing you get. :) Thank you though. VERMONT it IS.

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  3. AnnaApril 11, 2011 at 1:57 PM

    best. prize. ever.



    ....i've never won anything before...

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  4. VEGApril 11, 2011 at 1:58 PM

    It's kind of sad because you still sort of HAVEN'T :)

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  5. Little Ms BloggerApril 11, 2011 at 2:02 PM

    Wait...A couple of weeks ago I whined for you to do CT and I'm trying to forget your response because I think you said no. I'll try again CONNECTICUT, CONNECTICUT, CONNECTICUT. YAY CONNECTICUT!

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  6. VEGApril 11, 2011 at 2:03 PM

    Yay, TOO LATE! :)

    I forgot ok. I forgot. Annie gets Vermont then....well I can't do New England two weeks running can I? Of course I can, who gives a rats ass? Next time ok? Jeeze Louise.

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  7. TILTEApril 11, 2011 at 2:10 PM

    BAHHHH! the tracy morgan/ hippo-manatee-whaever-the-fuck-it-is is spot on. they're both so cute.

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  8. VEGApril 11, 2011 at 2:12 PM

    That would be a HIPPO, dude. :) But I saw it and I went "OMFG. Tracy!" :)

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  9. Little Ms BloggerApril 11, 2011 at 2:19 PM

    and Veg Ass, just because CT is a small state, we are NOT a suburb of NYC as many people would tell me.

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  10. VEGApril 11, 2011 at 2:20 PM

    Holy shit woman, I haven't even DONE it yet and you're telling me off. P.S. (it totally is)

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  11. Vinny CApril 11, 2011 at 2:20 PM

    Your keen eye for celebrity lookalikes is absolutely amazing.

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  12. VEGApril 11, 2011 at 2:21 PM

    I'm detecting more than a faint hint of sarcasm there, Vinny me boy...

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  13. Reality JayneApril 11, 2011 at 2:25 PM

    uhhh.........so on with Vermont...lets hear it Veggie..
    I once knew a woman from Vermont that picked up and left her husband and kids....She was doing the single life in Colorado whilst her hubby and babes were in the Vermont woods....awaiting her to come to her senses......She was a wacko

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  14. NatApril 11, 2011 at 2:31 PM

    Heeheehee! That was a Saturday night well spent :-) Why no Charlie Sheen one though?

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  15. VEGApril 11, 2011 at 2:32 PM

    Jayne: Really? She sounds so sane, though. :)

    Nat: Well once I find an animal batshit insane enough to look like him, I'll add him! :)

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  16. EricApril 11, 2011 at 2:45 PM

    Quick, tell me about Uranus!!! No wait, that's a planet, not a state. Oops, I was too late anyhow.

    Um, 'Sasquatchewan'? Is that a state? :)

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  17. VEGApril 11, 2011 at 2:47 PM

    HAHAHA, Okay I admit I guffawed. Those damn sasquatches naming provinces after themselves. I've been snow mobiling in Saskatchewan and I have yet to see a damn Sasquatch. I'm starting to think there's no relation... :)

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  18. The EmpressApril 11, 2011 at 2:48 PM

    No doubt those celebrities feel incredibly honored by your comparisons ; )

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  19. VEGApril 11, 2011 at 2:57 PM

    Honestly, Empress, would I not make a fabulous Publicist?

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  20. UnknownApril 11, 2011 at 3:08 PM

    Darn, I'm too late! I wanted you to pick Maine!

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  21. VEGApril 11, 2011 at 3:10 PM

    Well on the upside, I will eventually! And Vermont is one of your almost neighbours. :)

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  22. Little Ms BloggerApril 11, 2011 at 3:21 PM

    PSS - It is a state! Really, we may be one big parking lot, but we are a state damn it! :-)

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  23. VEGApril 11, 2011 at 3:30 PM

    *Pats you on head* Of course you are, honey. Of course you are.

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  24. AnonymousApril 11, 2011 at 3:30 PM

    Wow...those pictures. Yes. Wow.

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  25. VEGApril 11, 2011 at 3:31 PM

    I'm not sure you're not thinking of calling the authorities in the white coats judging by that tone of voice, missy.

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  26. Bill LislemanApril 11, 2011 at 5:03 PM

    Oh please do Illinois - we need some respect after our bleeping Rod Blagojevich. Oh don't worry you don't need to know how to say his name (it's pronounced bleeping dirt now a days). But we have Chi town and memories of the Blues Brothers - it's a great place.

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  27. VEGApril 11, 2011 at 5:13 PM

    Oh I will be getting to Illinois, no worries. It's on my list. Well they all are, really. :)

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  28. tennysoneehemingwayApril 11, 2011 at 5:14 PM

    Northern Territory! Northern Territory! Oh damn, you wanted a state. Oh well, maybe next time. What's that? Oh, you want an AMERICAN state. Well, say so, next time, I'm not a mind reader.

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  29. VEGApril 11, 2011 at 5:15 PM

    Hahaha, Tenny, one day. There's a whole world of possibilities. :)

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  30. SkylersDadApril 11, 2011 at 5:33 PM

    When you are finished with the states, can you do all of the Kingdoms?

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  31. JApril 11, 2011 at 5:37 PM

    Niiiiccceeee!!!! I actually hope you do more celeb/animal look-alike posts, or at the very least excerpts within posts. No seriously, they make me laugh. DO IT! (Ben Stiller voice)

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  32. pattypunkerApril 11, 2011 at 5:42 PM

    those pics are totally stupid. (in a good way like totally dope.) let me explain ... you managed to find stupid ass grin, stupefied, and stupid douchey tizzy fit in celebrity-animal pairs. there should be a prize for YOU!

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  33. EdApril 11, 2011 at 5:44 PM

    I don't know which is weirder...those downright uncanny celeb/animal photo matches...or the amount of free time you have to find shit like that.

    It's a toss up really.

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  34. Travelin' MikeApril 11, 2011 at 6:01 PM

    I was so close to winning? My state would be Theta

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  35. mylittlebeckyApril 11, 2011 at 7:21 PM

    tracy morgan-hippo? i think that means YOU WIN! (that's exactly what it means)

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  36. Madam ZApril 11, 2011 at 7:45 PM

    How about a state of altered consciousness?

    And...your celebrity look-alikes are absolutely FAB! If I were not so incredibly lazy, I would try something like that myself.

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  37. Michelle RogerApril 11, 2011 at 9:58 PM

    I second Tennysoneehemingway, I don't care if it's not in the US, I lived in the freak show that is the NT for 7yrs. I still have nightmares.

    Oh, and I discovered that I can fit an entire Malteaser in my belly button this weekend, so I think I may trump your exhaustive search for crazy animal-celebrity look-a-likes.

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  38. Chunky MamaApril 11, 2011 at 11:41 PM

    Heheheheheh

    Ok, the-dude-from-Harry Potter/guinea pig one is my fave. Cuz I love those movies, and I used to run a guinea pig rescue. (What? That's TOTALLY normal.)

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  39. CrazyCrisApril 12, 2011 at 1:24 AM

    Love it!!! Looks like a fun way to spend a drunken Sat evening Veg! ;o)

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  40. TrishApril 12, 2011 at 2:52 AM

    Can you do English counties? Lincolnshire please.

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  41. VEGApril 12, 2011 at 4:36 AM

    Skypop: Aren't you fancy? :)

    J: I enjoy it. Maybe someone could pay me just to find celebrity/animal look a likes. That'd be nice. For me.

    Patty: Yes. Where's my prize? I want a prize.

    Ed: It's a tie. But I fully admit there are better ways to spend a Saturday night, it's just that this Saturday? There wasn't. OK? Ok.

    Manager: Oh dear. :) Not even close to winning.

    Becky: I think so too. They could be twins. How could anyone not see that? Really!

    Madam: Do it! It's not hard. You just see some weird looking animal and you'll be all "Oh! Definitely Tom Baker!" Yes I just went back to the 80s.

    Rusty: You Aussies are insistent. :) I have to learn more about the characteristics of those states first then I MIGHT one day tackle them as long as I get a free pass to use "Neighbours" words. :)

    Mama: He really does though. Except he's odd looking and guinea pigs are cute. Still works though.

    Cris: Thank you! I thought so! :)

    Trish: Oh my. I'll be doing the whole world next. Lincolnshire. It has Lincoln prison and uh...fields. I don't know. Hmmm.

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  42. TrishApril 12, 2011 at 5:39 AM

    Fields. Yup, that just about covers it. Thank you.

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  43. WynnApril 12, 2011 at 7:34 AM

    But I am gonna assume that sitting at home playing around in photoshop and googling images isn't so bad at all, especially since you weren't hangover like a motherfucker the following sunday.

    So worth it. Besides, photoshopping rules.

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  44. VEGApril 12, 2011 at 7:36 AM

    Trish: Fields. :) And roads. And Lincoln.

    Wynn: Yeah! I was being creative. Nothing wrong with that, right?

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  45. WynnApril 12, 2011 at 8:03 AM

    Being creative is ALWAYS awesome! No matter the outcome!

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  46. VEGApril 12, 2011 at 8:23 AM

    Ha, you are RIGHT! :) (I hope)

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  47. AnonymousApril 12, 2011 at 8:40 AM

    Can't. Stop, Staring. At. Pictures.

    Amazing.....

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  48. VEGApril 12, 2011 at 8:54 AM

    Betty: Hahahaha, you're all, "How come I never noticed the astounding similarity between Tracy Morgan and a hippo before?" :)

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  49. About Last WeekendApril 12, 2011 at 9:13 AM

    Would love you to visit new Zealand and do that one! I think I might have gone to Vermont as a 17 year old exchange student with my host family - Sugarbush - and paid loads money is ski in arctic conditions. Also yes the world is so much prettier in my head too...and so am I...(sigh) mirrors kill it all.

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  50. VEGApril 12, 2011 at 9:34 AM

    Hahaha, aren't we all! I'd love to visit NZ. I have a ton of family there on the South Island so really I should. Then write ridiculous things about it. :)

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  51. WendyBApril 12, 2011 at 5:11 PM

    Bwah! The guinea pig!

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  52. VEGApril 12, 2011 at 5:16 PM

    It's just so uncanny. They are one and the same. :)

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  53. ShanimalsCrackers.blogspot.comApril 13, 2011 at 12:28 AM

    Tracy Morgan always looked like some kind of animal, but I could never pinpoint it. The hippo picture is perfect.

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  54. VEGApril 13, 2011 at 10:10 AM

    Shannon: See, now you need wonder no more! That'll be fifty bucks please. :)

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  55. CoraApril 14, 2011 at 9:03 AM

    Can't. Stop. Laughing. Loudly.

    Damn you, you're going to get me in trouble with my neighbors again!

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  56. UnknownApril 15, 2011 at 5:10 AM

    fuck me, marzipan ice cream! Hell yes!

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  57. VEGApril 15, 2011 at 5:15 AM

    Cora: It's true though, right? They're twins! :)

    Llara: I know! It's the best. And even though you commented on the wrong entry, I forgive you because you have taste. :)

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  58. le ChefApril 19, 2011 at 2:46 AM

    LMAO!
    I needed that. Aaahhh.

    I hear there is a pic of Sarah Palin riding on a donkey backwards somewhere online. Or maybe it's just another of your clever comparisons?

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  59. VEGApril 19, 2011 at 2:50 AM

    If I wasn't so lazy, Chef, I'd point out that Sarah Palin IS a donkey - not even a donkey but an ASS. Oh wait, I just did. There you go then! :)

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  60. VEGApril 19, 2011 at 3:06 AM

    Llara: HELL YES INDEED. If you don't enjoy marzipan you are missing a chromosome, I always say. :)

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  61. words...words...words...May 9, 2011 at 10:42 AM

    I can't wait for Tracy Morgan and the hippo to be in a buddy cop movie together.

    Also, I love your new font!

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  62. VEGMay 9, 2011 at 10:44 AM

    Now that movie would ROCK. If "rock" meant "suck" :). Yes, the font is cute no? Just plain old Century Gothic, dude. I wanted a change.

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