People, I slept ten whole hours last night! Ten. Which left me refreshed and upped my obnoxious factor tenfold. Aren’t you pleased? I’m pleased. My obnoxious levels for the full week, should you be wondering are:
Of course the problem is, I slept SO well that I’m not tired now. Not in an insomnia sense, more in a “I slept way too many hours and haven’t been awake for nearly enough” sort of way.
Also, I have this crazy urge to drive to McDonald’s and get a Coke and fries. I never go to McDonalds and I never drink regular Coke. So something weird is going on in my brain. Did I mention it’s 2am? I’m just not quite sure the inclination matches the desire. I’m weighing it up right now…
It’s sort of like this:
It’s that hard being me.
Have a lovely weekend, everyone.
34 comments:
I totally agree with you.
Sometimes that much effort is just not worth it.
Heh.
It's these little trials that stand in the way of true happiness. Your desire for McDonalds is entirely natural, but the timing is unfortunate. Eating them when awake is not to be recommended. It just upsets you.
Sweet Veg, glad to see that your obnoxiousness levels have returned to their usually buoyant highs - although don't overdo it. Can't say I'm ready to be involved in a supernova just when my weekend is only getting started...
(Also: Coke = INSOMNIA. Don't do it. Not that I speak from experience or anything.)
It is perfectly normal to experience these urges. There is no need to feel guilty about them. A lot of people have similar feelings, even though they don’t usually discuss them in front of others – it doesn’t make you a disgusting pervert.
The calculating of the pleasure/pain balance when determining whether an objective is worth achieving is also normal, and your decision was a healthy one. There is no need to seek psychiatric help – not on these grounds at least.
I love it when you go all artsy fartsy on us!!
:-)
I love when you do drawings, you wobbly-faced little cutie! I'm having the same dilemma right now about walking 4 blocks to the corner shop for some soda. It might make me feel better about my cramps, but the effort... ugh.
haha i love your drawings
If I roll the scroll bar on my broswer back and forth, it's like I'm watching the film, 'The Vegetable Assassin'. I think it is about time we had one of these, is the script written yet?
Have a supernova weekend!
AHAHAHAH. wow i just came across your blog, and i love it! I specially like the "vegetable assassin" name. hilarious!!!
YAY!!!!! YOU SLEPT!! I probably would have totally made the McDonald Run....yes...I am that weak.
Lol! Just loved the graph! Wish I was that creative at 2 in the morning; usually I'm brain dead after 12. And don't give into the urge of skipping McDonalds! They say horse meat cures insomnia and all other sleeping disorders ;)
Like your blog, read your posts: awaiting more of the funny :)
Oh Dramatic One: This is very, very true. I didn't go in the end. I just drooled on my shirt!
Madame: I think you might be correct - but occasionally that desire might actually render the whole inconvenience thing mute and on those occasions, hot salty fries would be MINE. Yum.
The Girl: I know, I know. No caffeine. :) However, I'd have been willing to put up with it for that Coke at that moment.
Simon: I think it was less guilt and more laziness at everything I'd have to do to ACQUIRE them. :) Not that it's stopped me in the past.
Cora: Haha, I got a new mouse a while ago and I can't draw a straight line with the damn thing. It's impossible. Makes drawing HARD. Because you know, usually I'm SO GOOD AT IT. :) Haha.
Soda; Yes, wobbly like "The Critic". I blame the mouse. Seriously, I need a tablet or something, mouse drawing is frustrating.
Miss C: You are probably drunk. It'll wear off!
Eric: I'm not sure the world's ready for that blockbuster yet, dude. It could end civilization as we know it.
C.Attitude: Hahah cattitude! Sorry. I do kill vegetables. I don't mean to it just happens. I'm like the hitman of fresh produce! :)
Okay, I haven't said this in while, but it's worth bringing up again....you should be a cartoonist. The world according to Virginia.
I would be your publicist. You would be famous.
'nuff said. (But that doesn't mean I will stop harping.)
Woman, I'll say it again. You are crazy. :)
I slept ten hours last night too. Boy, did I need it.
Your series of cartoons pretty much explains exactly why I don't leave the house that much. It all doesn't seem worth it!
WWW: Doesn't it feel great getting lots of sleep? Until the next night when you can't get any because you're WIRED. :)
Hi Ladytruth! Somehow I didn't get email with your comment therefore I missed it till right now! Silly Blogger. Am I not the centre of its universe? :) Oh and thank you! The more crazy people the better!
Lady J: It didn't email me YOURS either. WTF? And yay indeed for sleep. Sleep is underrated. As are McDonald's fries.
Crap. Your post made me want McD french fries so I got some on the way home. Haven't had them in eons.
When the bag passed from the drive in window into my car window, the aroma was insane. I rolled up all the windows so I could drink it in. That first fry was killer. So was the last.
Now I gotta put in some extra time at the health club. But I think it was worth it.
Nice Tits! I do have to admit that mcdonalds has good french fries.
Yes cartoon me is very perky! :) I probably am in a McDonalds maybe twice a year if that. I don't eat meat 99% of the time so it's only if I get a severe fries craving. I'm not a fast food fan.
the only fast food I like is arbys roast beef sandwiches.
eating a mcdonalds hamburger used to be wonderful, now it just tastes like crap.
That's probably because that's what it IS! I can't imagine why a burger fan would go to McD's when there are diners around who do it much better for the same price!
I can't really relate, as I would gladly kill off a loved one to get my hands on some McD's french fries.
If it's any consolation, you probably gained a pound just by thinking about it... ;-)
I too have a weakness for hot salty fries, once the idea is in my head it's too tough to get it out.
LiLu: I think they're magic food. They just reel you in with their hot, salty, crispy goodness. Those bastards.
Lulu: Exactly. You get fixated and then they've got you. Damn those tasty fat things.
That is exactly how I feel about blogging lately. I just don't have time and my brain does the same thing when I want to pop into the blogosphere. This time, it was worth it!
Damn, you have a 24 hours Mickey Dees? Not fair.
Leo: Hey! About time woman. And you silver tongued devil you. :)
Fancy: Jeeze, if we have a 24 hour McD's I was sure everyone would. Everything else here stops at 9. Practically.
I'm glad you're getting some sleep; I like to see your obnoxiousness level fully maintained. The McDonald's thing is weird, because I never eat it either and I had the hugest craving for a Filet o Fish, fries and Coke (I also never drink regular Coke) about a week ago. My kids thought they won the lottery when I said "let's go to McDonald's for lunch" instead of giving them their usual boring sandwiches and fruit.
CDP: Yes, it's coming and going at present but I had so little sleep last night I can already tell tonight is going to be a sleep all night like a log and up early tomorrow day. I hope anyway.
I think McDonald's must've had some viral fries smell in the air or something last week. Everyone wanted them!
Now I want fries too!
Love the cartoon you...and all shall fear Supernova level of obnoxiousness...
Mcdonalds should deliver. I almost never eat it but when I want it- I NEED IT! RIGHT NOW!!!
Wendy: Maybe McD''s should be paying ME for advertising!? :)
Jenny: Cartoon me is very....pensive. Hmmm.
Kim: I know! It's the sort of thing you can't plan, it just happens and must be obeyed immediately!
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